看笑话学英语75:Three Surgeons三个有名的外科医生
听笑话学英语75:Three Surgeons 三个有名的外科医生
Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills.
三个有名的外科医生正在吹嘘他们的技术。
"A man came to me who had his hand cut off," said one. "Today that man is a concert violinist."
“一个人断了一只手，他来找我，”一个说，“如今那个人是个音乐会的小提琴手。”
"That's nothing," said another. "A guy came to me who had his legs cut off. I stitched them back on, and today that man is a marathon runner."
“这算不了什么，”另一个说。“一个家伙两条腿断了，他来找我，我将它们接了回去。如今，那人是马拉松选手。”
"I can top both of you," said the third. "One day I came on the scene of a terrible accident.
“我比你们两个都强，”第三个说，“一天，我碰到一起可怕的车祸。
There was nothing left but a horse's posterior - and a pair of glasses. Today that man is seated in United States Senate."
除了一个马屁股，和一幅眼睛，什么都没有留下。如今，那人坐在美国参议院里。”
英语单词短语学习：
1 Surgeons 外科医生
eg：We're in bad need of medical workers, especially surgeons.
这里最需要医务人员，特别是外科医生。
短语
Five surgeons 五个外科医生组成
SURGEONS NEWS 医疗卫生杂志
cosmetic surgeons 美容保养到府服务专员
Sanitary Surgeons 外科医生
surgeons general 卫生署长
Surgeons clinic 外科专家诊室
Especially Surgeons 特别外科医生
aesthetic surgeons 美容外科医师
Oral surgeons 口腔医师
2 marathon runner 马拉松运动员
eg：He is a marathon runner .
他是马拉松赛跑选手。
短语
Once A Marathon Runner 从前马拉松运动员
As A Marathon Runner 定为马拉松赛跑
Thief and Marathon Runner 小偷和马拉松运动员
a marathon runner 一位马拉松赛跑选手
The First Marathon Runner 第一个马拉松选手
The Caring Marathon Runner 体贴的马拉松选手
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