看笑话学英语77:Looking for A Companion 找个伴侣
听笑话学英语77:Looking for A Companion 找个伴侣
A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: ' I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports and enjoys group activities. "
一个单身汉要电脑为他找个完美的伴侣：“我要找一个娇小可爱的、喜爱水上运动又喜欢群体活动的伴侣。”
Back came the answer: "Marry a penguin. "
得到的回答是：“娶一只企鹅吧。”
英语单词短语学习：
1 Companion
n. 同伴；朋友；指南；手册
vt. 陪伴
eg：I should be sorry to think so,' returned his companion.
“想到这个，我就要抱歉了，”他的同伴回答。
短语
companion animal宠物；同伴动物
companion star伴星
2 bachelor
n. 学士；单身汉；（尚未交配的）小雄兽
n. (Bachelor)人名；(英)巴彻勒
eg：Distrusting women, he remained a bachelor all his life.
由于不信任女人， 他做了一辈子单身汉。
词组短语
bachelor degree学士学位；大学本科学位证书
bachelor of science理学学士
bachelor party（美）单身汉舞会（尤指婚礼前夕为新郎举行的）
bachelor of law法学士；法律学士
bachelor of art文科学士
bachelor of engineering工程学士
3 penguin ['peŋgwɪn]
n. 企鹅；空军地勤人员
eg:But today, all the kids in the know use Club Penguin.
但是今天，所有的孩子都知道企鹅俱乐部。
词组短语
king penguin国王企鹅；帝企鹅（等于Aptenodytes patagonicus）
emperor penguinn. 皇企鹅
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