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孪生龙虾Twin Lobsters--双语幽默笑话

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Twin Lobsters

孪生龙虾

Once I had achieved success as an entertainer, I wanted to impress my Mom. I brought her to Las Vegas for dinner at Caesar's Palace. Among other items, the menu listed "Twin Lobsters - $45."

我当演员取得成功后,想在妈妈面前炫耀一番。于是,我带着她到拉斯维加斯的凯撒宫去吃饭。在菜谱中有道菜是“孪生龙虾--45美元。”

"Why don't you order that, Mom?" I asked. "I know how much you like lobster."

“你为什么不点那个呢,妈?”我问道:“我知道你很喜欢吃龙虾了。”

She looked at me with the eyes of a skeptic and shook her head. "How do they know they're really twins?"

她满眼狐疑地看着我,然后摇了摇头。“他们怎么知道它们确实是孪生的呢?”

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