父亲节趣味小笑话：Poor Preacher 穷困潦倒的传教士

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Poor Preacher
穷困潦倒的传教士

After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money."
礼拜后男孩问牧师：“我长大后会给你一些钱。”

"Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "but why?"
“好啊，谢谢你。”牧师回答道：“不过为什么？”

"Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had."
“因为我爸爸说你是我们见过的最穷的传教士之一。”

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