父亲节趣味小笑话：Dead Seagull 死去的海鸥
Dead Seagull
死去的海鸥
A father was at the beach with his children when his four-year-old son Bob ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
一位父亲带着孩子在沙滩玩。四岁的儿子鲍伯跑向他，抓着他的手领他到岸边，在沙滩上发现一只死去的海鸥。
"Daddy, what happened to him?" Bob asked.
“爸爸，他怎么了？”鲍伯问。
"He died and went to Heaven," the dad replied.
“他死了并去了天堂。”爸爸回答道。
Bob thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"
鲍伯想了一分钟后问：“上帝又把它扔回来了吗？”
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