英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇时尚娱乐2：大众传媒(双语阅读)
第二部分 时尚娱乐
Unit2 Mass Media 大众传媒
英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇2：大众传媒(双语阅读)
Curiosity killed a cat.
爱管闲事，自己吃亏。
Jack's father and the professor are talking about Jack.
杰克的爸爸正在和教授谈论杰克。
A:Why did you fail Jack in his examination, and tell him he would have to leave the university?
你为什么给杰克不及格并让他必须退学？
B:Because he really cannot continue his study in the univversity.
因为他确实不能在大学里继续他的学业了。
A:But he is a good boy. If you let him pass this time. I'm sure he will make a progress next year and pass the examinations at the end of it really well.
可他是一个好孩子。如果这次您能让他过关，明年他一定会大有长进，而且在年终的时候能够非常出色地通过考试。
B:No,too,that's quite impossible! Do you know, last monthI a sked him when Napoleon died, and he didn't know!
不，木行，那是根本不可能的，你知道不知道，上个月我问他拿破仑足什么时候去世的，可他居然会不知道。
A:Please sir,give him another chance. You see.Iam afraid w e don't take any newspapers in our house, so none of us even knew that Na- poleon was ill recently.
先生，请再给他一次机会吧。您要知道，恐怕是因为我们家里没有订报纸吧，所以我们全家甚至没有一人知道拿破仑最近得了病。
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