英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇时尚娱乐9：新潮电玩(双语阅读)
第二部分 时尚娱乐
unit 9 new electronic games 新潮电玩
英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇9：新潮电玩诞(双语阅读)
the best physidans are dr.diet,dr.quiet and dr.merryman.
最好的医生是:饮食得当，起居悠闲，身心愉快。
professor is handing out the examination papers to a roomful of students.
教授正在给全班学生发考卷。
a:you will have exactly two hours. under no circumstances will accept a paper given to me after the deadline has passed. do you under-stand ?
你们有整整两个小时的时间，超过规定时间交上来的考卷，不管什么原因，我绝对不收，明白吗?
b:yes.
是。
( after two hours.两小时以后。)
a:time is up.
时间到。
b:wait.
等一下。
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