英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇先锋运动7：攀岩爬山(双语阅读)
第三部分 先锋运动
unit 7 climbing sports 攀岩爬山
英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇7：攀岩爬山(双语阅读)
second thoughts are best.
三思而后行。
professor is handing out the examination papers to a roomful of students.
教授正在给全班学生发考卷。
a:you will have exactly two hours. under no circumstances will i ac-cept a paper given to me after the deadline has passed.do you un-derstand?
你们有整整两个小时的时间，超过规定时间交上来的考卷，不管什么原因，我绝对不收，明白吗?
b:yes.
是。
( after two hours.两小时以后。)
a:time is up.
时间到。
b:wait.
等一下。
(about 15 minutes later. a students come to the platform and give his
paper to the professor.
大约15分钟以后，一个学生走向讲台，并把卷子给了教授。)
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