看笑话学英语38:Talking Clock会说话的钟
听笑话学英语38:Talking Clock 会说话的钟
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"
一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓，甚是得意。“那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的？”他的一个朋友问他。“那玩意儿厉害了，那是一个会说话的钟”，学生回答。“这钟怎么工作的”，他的朋友问。
"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"
“看着，别眨眼了”，那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子，拼命地敲了一下，声音震耳欲聋。突然，他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫，“别敲了，你这白痴！现在是凌晨两点钟了！”
英语单词短语学习：
1 gong [gɔŋ]
n. 锣 n. 奖章
n. 锣；钟状物；奖章
vt. 鸣锣传唤；鸣锣命令驾车者停驶
vi. 鸣锣；发出铜锣般的声音
eg:On the stroke of seven, a gong summons guests into the diningroom.
7点整，一声锣响召唤客人们进餐厅。
短语
Kaira Gong 龚诗嘉 ; 龚诗佳
Gong River 贡水
Lü Gong 吕公
Frank Gong 龚方雄 ; 龚福朗
David Gong 宫迅伟 ; 龚大兴 ; 讲师介绍
electric gong 警钟 ; 电警钟
fire gong 火警锣 ; 火警钟 ; 火警铃
alarm gong 报警锣 ; 警锣
gong drum 铜鼓
2 den [den]
n. 兽穴，洞穴 v. 穴居
3 hammer ['hæmə]
n. 锤，榔头
4 scream
vi. 尖叫；呼啸；发出尖锐刺耳的声音；令人触目惊心
vt. 尖声喊叫；大叫大嚷着要求
n. 尖叫声；尖锐刺耳的声音；极其滑稽可笑的人
eg:Women were screaming; some of the houses nearest the bridge were on fire.
女人们在尖叫；最靠近桥的一些房屋在燃烧。
短语
Scream 2 惊声尖叫 ; 夺命狂呼
Death Scream 死神尖啸
Yamagata Scream 山形尖叫 ; 片
T Scream 吉他摇滚 ; 黑色金属 ; 硬摇滚 ; 硬核朋克
Scream Factory 怪物公司 ; 怪物公司专辑
Scream Pilots 呐喊舵手
Scream IV 惊声尖叫
Dead Scream 死亡尖叫 ; 死亡之球 ; 破灭喘鸣
psycho scream 直到对
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