外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹294：后悔(中英)
Little George was his dad asked him why.
一天乔治哭了，他爸爸问他怎么了。
“I’ve lost 5 pence,” sobbed George.
“我丢了五便士。”乔治哭着说。
"Never mind，” said his dad kindly, "Here's another S pence for you.”
“没关系。”爸爸和蔼地说。“我再给你五便士。”
At which George howled louder that ever.
但乔治哭得比以前更响了。
"Now what is it?" asked his dad.
“这是怎么了?”爸爸问。
"I wish I' d said I' d lost 10 pence!”
“我后悔刚才没说丢了十便士。”
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