Marriage Joke(49)
A man died and his wife phoned the newspaper to place an obituary. She called the obituary department and said，“This is what I want to print：Bernie is dead.”The man at the newspaper said，“But for $25 you are allowed to print six words.”The woman answered，“OK. Then print：Bernie is dead. Toyota for sale.”
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