要乖乖的就能上天堂
The pastor was talking to a group of young children about being good and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked, 'Where do you want to go?'
'Heaven!' Suzy cried out.
'And what do you have to be to get there?' asked the preacher.
'Dead!' yelled Little Johnny.
牧师在跟一群小朋友们说，要乖乖的就能上天堂。说到最后，他问：“你们想去哪里啊？”
“天堂！”苏茜高声喊着。
“那你们要怎么做才能到得了那儿啊？”牧师又问。
“死掉！”小强子大叫。
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