那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事178：有趣对话
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
上初一的时候，英语老师让我们读课文，恰好是一段对话，于是叫了一男一女两个同学来读。
男：What time is it now?
女：lt's nine．
男：Let's go to，bed．
女：We go to bed at nine.
全班绝倒。
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