Marriage Joke(6)
A man gets home，runs into his house，slams the door and shouts，“Honey，I just won the lottery！Pack your bags！”
The wife says，“Great！What should I pack for？The ocean or the mountains？”
He says，“I don‘t care！Just be out by the end of the week！”
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