Marriage Joke(7)

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  　　There was a young woman who was very much interested in marrying this wealthy Old gentleman. After he proposed，she suggested，“we might even have some children！”　　The old gentleman replied，“Oh...

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• 太有礼貌

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• 父亲的东西

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• 你永远不能许这么个愿

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• something you got to know

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