Marriage Joke(5)

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　　man who was just married was flying to the Florida Keys for a business trip. His new bride was to accompany him the next day. When he got there he E-mailed his wife to let her know he made it there safely. When he sent the E-mail he miss-typed the address. In Boston，a grieving widow，whose husband has recently passed away，receives the E-mail. She reads it，screams，and faints. Hearing her grandmother‘s cry，the widow’s 18-year-old granddaughter runs into the living room to see the computer on with a message. It reads：

　　Dear love，Just got here. Preparing for your arrival tomorrow. Can‘t wait to see you.

　　Love，Me.

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