那是我的裤子!

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　　These Are My Jeans

　　After going on a diet，a woman felt really good about herself――especially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago.

　　“Look，look.” she shouted while running downstairs to show her husband.“I can wear my old jeans again.”

　　Her husband looked at her for a long time，when said，“Honey，I love you，but these are my jeans.”

　　那是我的裤子！

　　一个妇女在减肥一段时间后自我感觉特别好――特别是当她又能穿上很早以前就穿不上的牛仔裤时。她跑下楼冲她丈夫喊道：“快看，快看。我又能穿上以前的裤子了。”她丈夫看了她好一会儿，然后说：“亲爱的，我爱你。但那是我的裤子。”

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