看笑话学英语43:Business Just Started开张大吉
听笑话学英语43:Business Just Started开张大吉
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
一个年轻人的公司刚刚开张。他租用了漂亮的办公室，办公室内还放上了古董作装饰。
Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.
一个年轻人的公司刚刚开张。他租用了漂亮的办公室，办公室内还放上了古董作装饰。
He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?" The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."
为显示他是个成功的老板，这位年轻的生意人拿起电话假装正在谈大买卖，张觜就是三、五个亿，闭觜就说一切搞定、没问题！好不容易电话“打”完，挂上听筒，年轻人问进来的那人，“您有事吗？”那人说，“有事，我是来给你开通电话的”。
英语单词短语学习：
activate ['æktiveit]
v. 激活，使活动，起动
pretend [pri'tend]
v. 假装，装作
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