谁更有礼貌

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A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was more polite.

The skinny man said he was more polite because he alwaystipped his hat to ladies.

But the fat man knew he was more courteous because whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.
一个胖男人和一个瘦男人为谁更有风度吵了起来。
瘦子说他更有风度，因为他每回见到女士都脱帽致意。
可胖子觉得自己才更体贴风度，因为每回他起身让座，都能让两位女士坐下。

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