Marriage Joke(25)

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　　Attending a wedding for the first time，a little girl whispered to her mother，“why is the bride dressed in white？”“Because white is the color of happiness，”her mother explained.“And today is the happiest day in her life.”The child thought about this for a moment.“So why is the groom wearing black？”

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