谢天谢地他没有问其他三个
This bloke is lying on his deathbed, surrounded by his weeping wife and his four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic, but the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.
"Darling," the husband whispers, "Assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die. I'll forgive you if..."
His wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest. Absolutely. No question. I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."
The man then dies happy and the wife mutters under her breath, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."
这家伙躺在他临终的床上，围着他的哭泣的是他的妻子和他的四个孩子。其中第三个孩子长得高大，英俊，健壮，但第四和最小的一个丑陋的侏儒。“亲爱的，”丈夫低声说，“告诉我最小的孩子真的是我的。我想在我死之前知道真相。我会原谅你，如果……”妻子轻轻的打断了他。”是的，我最亲爱的。绝对.没有问题。我对我妈妈的坟墓发誓，你是他的父亲。”那人就死了，他的夫人舒了一口气说，“谢天谢地他没有问其他三个。”
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