趣味图片英语笑话：都说了男人不靠谱,你还不信!（双语）

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趣味图片英语：都说了男人不靠谱,你还不信!

都说了男人是有多不靠谱，你竟然不信，还想让他带孩子。你幻想的他和孩子其乐融融：

别幻想了，那是别人家的！对你家的男人，注意啦：
They should never be left to take care of infants.千万别让他们照顾婴儿。否则，他们会给毫无反抗力的婴儿化妆打扮成下面这样：↓

（小编不骗你，我们可爱的钱钟书先生也曾经给女儿画过胡子…）

或者这样：

They should never be asked to watch the baby.大一点的宝宝也不能给他们带。否则，宝宝会受到不良的启蒙教育>>> ↓

They should never be left alone near rivers, especially if there are children around.千万别把他们单独留在河边，尤其是附近有孩子在玩的时候。（他们会用下面的方式帮助孩子去摸到水

PS：其实，这也是一种父爱。不是吗？父爱如空气，这是男人爱的另一种表达！

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