Lawyer Joke(19)
After being arrested for robbery，Quinn hired the best lawyer in town.“Look，”the crook said，“I‘ve got nearly a million in cash in my bank box. Can you get me off？”
The lawyer said，“Believe me，pal，you will never go to prison with that kind of money.”
And sure enough，he did not. He went to prison flat broke.
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