外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹119：饭前的谢恩祈祷(中英)
This Christian was thrown into the ring with a lion. Terrified，he fell on his knees and started praying. At the same time the 1ion dropped down on it's knees and started praying too. The Christian, overjoyed, exclaimed, "Thank God! Another Christian!”
一个基督教徒被扔到狮子笼里，万分惊恐之下他跪在地上开始祈祷。与此同时，狮子也跪在地上开始祈祷。这个基督教徒看了非常高兴，说道“感谢上帝!原来这还有个教徒!”
To which the 1ion replied，"I don't know about you, but I'm saying grace before dinner.”
狮子听了马上回答说“我不认识你，刚才我是在做饭前的谢恩祈祷。”
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