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A group of kindergarten children were on a class outing to their local police station where they saw pictures，tacked to a bulletin board，of the 10 most wanted men. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.“Yes，”answered the policeman.“Well，”wondered the child，“why didn‘t you keep him when you took his picture？”
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