Kid Joke(43)
A salesman telephone a household，and a four-year-old answered. Salesman：May I speak to your mother？
Child：She is not here. Salesman：Well，is anyone else there？
Child：My sister Salesman：O.K.，fine. May I speak to her？
Child：I guess so. There was a long silence on the other phone. Then：
Child：Hello？
Salesman：It‘s you. I thought you were going to call your sister. Child：I did. The trouble is：I can’t get her out of the playpen.
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