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After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date.
和盲约对象呆了一晚上后,男人再也受不了了。

Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.
他事先安排了个朋友给他打电话,这样他就能借故先离开了。

When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.""Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"
当他回到桌边,他垂下眼睛,装出一副阴沉的表情,说:“有个不幸的消息,我的祖父刚刚去世了。”“谢天谢地!”他的约会对象说,“如果你的祖父不死,我的祖父就得死了!”

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英语单词短语学习:

1 grim adj. 冷酷的;糟糕的;残忍的

eg:There was further grim economic news yesterday.
昨天有更令人沮丧的经济新闻。

短语
Fay Grim 国家密码 ; 菲·格里姆 ; 国度暗码 ; 国家暗码
Grim Ward 残酷吓阻 ; 野蛮人的残酷喝阻技能 ; 严酷吓阻
Grim Shield 冷酷之盾 ; 严酷之盾
Grim Sleeper 残酷睡客 ; 残酷沉睡者 ; 蛰伏冷血杀手 ; 残忍睡客
grim rectitier 离子管整流器
Grim Weapon 血腥武器
bob grim 人鲍勃格里姆
Grim Challenge 残忍挑战
Grim Battendingol 格瑞姆巴托

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