Kid Joke(1)

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　　A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal，its throat is very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human，it was impossible. The little girl said，“When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah”。

　　The teacher asked，“What if Jonah went to hell？”

　　The little girl replied，“Then you ask him！”

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