英语笑话长颈鹿把小伙子给伤了,How gorilla can hurt gay
英语笑话长颈鹿把小伙子给伤了,How gorilla can hurt gay
Two gay men were visiting a zoo, when they found themselves at the gorilla cage.
The gorilla was sitting there with a huge erection.
Unable to contain himself one of the men reaches in to touch it. As soon as his arm goes into the cage, the gorilla grabs him, and takes him into the cage...slams him to the floor and screws him senseless.
A few days later in the hospital the boyfriend visits and asks his partner if he is hurt..... "Hurt? You bet I'm hurt. He hasn't phoned, he hasn't written..."
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Another gay joke. His partner ask him expecting that he might physically hurt from Gorilla rape. However, the gay who got raped replies that he is so mentally hurt that the gorilla never contact him again after making love with him. So funny......
Erection = Getting hard / upright (especially use with penis)
Screw = It means have sex in the story
Cage = A structure to put animals inside.
Rape = Force other person to have sex with
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