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班和笨驴
格拉斯哥的劳里教授在门上贴了这样一个通知：“劳里教授今天不见他的班级。”
一个学生读了通知后，擦掉了字母“c”（lass：姑娘）。
后来劳里教授来了，也想开开玩笑，他擦掉了字母“l”（ass：笨驴）。
Class and Ass
Professor Laurie of Glasgow put his notice on his door： “Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today.”
A student， after reading the notice， rubbed out the “c”。
Later Professor Laurie came along， and entering into the spirit of the joke， rubbed out the “l”。
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