律师的咨询费
律师的咨询费
律师的咨询费A man called a lawyer and asked, “How much would
you charge me to answer three questions?” The lawyer
said, “$400 dollars!” And the man said, “That’s
a lot of money, isn’t it?” The lawyer said,
“I guess so. What’s your third question?”
有个人打电话给律师,问道:「你回答三个问题的
收费是多少钱?」律师回答说:「四百美元。」
这个人说:「这要不少钱,不是吗?」
律师回答说:「我想是吧!你的第三个问题是什么?」
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