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Farmer Joke(21)

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  A man‘s car stalled on a country road. When he got out to fix it,a cow came along and stopped beside him.“Your trouble is probably in the carburetor,”said the cow. Startled,the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. He told the farmer his story.“Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye?”asked the farmer.“Yes,yes,”the man replied.“Oh!I would not listen to Bessie,”said the farmer.“She does not know anything about cars.”

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