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双语笑话 干脆不来了

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One moming a colleague said,"I need to leave early tomorrow That aftemoon he followed up with, "Looks like l'll be coming in late tomorrow,but if my coming in late runs into myIeaving early,then I won't be in at all."

一天上午,一个同事说:"明天我要早一点走。“当天下午他又补充说:“看来我明天要晚一点来。但是,如果我要来得晚,又得早走的话,那我明天干脆不来了


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