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  A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was a genie. The genie said,“I will grant you three wishes and three wishes only.”The man thought about his first wish and decided,“I think I want 1 million dollars transferred to a Swiss bank account. POOF!Next he wished for a Ferrari red in color. POOF!There was the car sitting in front of him. He asked for his final wish,”I wish I was irresistible to women.“POOF!He turned into a box of chocolates.

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