看笑话学英语70:Wedding Anniversary结婚周年纪念
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A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50 wedding anniversary.
一对夫妇出去吃饭庆祝他们的五十周年结婚纪念。
On the way home, she notices tears in his eyes and asks if he's getting sentimental because they are celerating fifty wonderful years together.
在回家的路上，她注意到他的眼里含着泪水，于是问他是否在感伤他们庆祝五十年在一起的美好时光。
He replies, " No, I was thinking about the time before we got married.
他回答说：“不，我在想我们结婚前的时光。
Your father threatened me with a short gun and said he would have thrown me in jail for fifty years if I didn't marry you."
你的爸爸用枪威胁我，说如果我不娶你，他会把我送进监狱蹲五十年。”
英语单词短语学习：
1 celebrate
vt. 庆祝；举行；赞美；祝贺
vi. 庆祝；过节；举行宗教仪式
eg:Dick celebrated his 60th birthday Monday.
迪克星期一庆祝了他的60岁生日。
短语
celebrate with 庆祝
Celebrate spring 春天的节日
celebrate wedding 庆祝婚礼 ; 庆祝结婚
Celebrate years 庆祝新年
Celebrate Together 同欢共乐
Celebrate party 庆功宴
Celebrate harvests 欢庆丰收
celebrate sth 庆祝某事
2 threaten
vt. 威胁；恐吓；预示
vi. 威胁；可能来临
eg:He said army officers had threatened to destroy the town.
他说军官们已威胁要摧毁这座小镇。
短语
Threaten Abortion 先兆流产
threaten assessment 威胁评估
threaten area 威胁区域
to threaten 威胁 ; 恐吓 ; 要挟 ; 扬言
threaten analysis 威胁分析
threaten people 威胁别人
Threaten The 可能危及
Threaten Loudly 恫疑虚喝
Threaten South 威胁南部
3 sentimental
adj. 伤感的；多愁善感的；感情用事的；寓有情感的
eg:I'm trying not to be sentimental about the past.
我尽力不为过去的事情而多愁善感。
短语
Shunkan Sentimental 伤感瞬间
Sentimental Journey 青涩宝贝 ; 伤感旅情 ; 青涩宝物 ; 伤感的旅行
sentimental a 多愁善感的 ; 感伤的 ; 动情的
Sentimental String 弦情岁月 ; 弦情岁月专辑
Sentimental Green 献给回忆 ; 感伤绿色 ; 感伤的绿 ; 唱片名
Sentimental Circus 忧伤马戏团
Sentimental Waltz 悲伤的圆舞曲
sentimental sister 伤感的妹妹 ; 感性姊妹 ; 多愁善感的妹妹
sentimental damage 推想的损害
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