看笑话学英语72:A Smart Housewife精明的家庭主妇
听笑话学英语72:A Smart Housewife精明的家庭主妇
A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning.
一位精明的家庭主妇听人说有一种炉子用起来可以比她现在用的炉子省一半的煤。
She was very excited, and said: "Thatll be terrific! Since one stove can save half of the coal, if I buy two, no coal will be needed!"
她听了大为兴奋，说：“那太好了！一个炉子可以省一半的煤，那么如果我买两个炉子的话，不就可以把煤全都省下来了吗？”
英语单词短语学习：
1 consume
vt. 消耗，消费；使…著迷；挥霍
vi. 耗尽，毁灭；耗尽生命
eg:Martha would consume nearly a pound of cheese per day.
玛莎那时每天吃将近一磅奶酪。
词组短语
propensity to consume消费倾向
marginal propensity to consume[经]边际消费倾向
短语
Power consume 耗电量 ; 功率
law consume 法律消费
Memories consume 记忆的消磨
Stealth Consume 潜行吞噬
Fuel Consume 燃料需求
CONSUME LIGHTLY 减负零消耗
Consume behavior 消费行为
Consume resources 占用资源
Consume Tolerance 耗气量
2 terrific
adj. 极好的；极其的，非常的；可怕的
eg:What a terrific idea!
多好的主意啊！
短语
terrific vingue 大贱卖 ; 大
Terrific Impression 恐怖印象
Terrific Ability 有着可怕能力
Quite Terrific 相当棒
Terrific Pig 不起猪
Terrific price 优惠价格
terrific alue 大
How terrific 真妙极了
terrific value 大贱卖 ; 大 ; 大甩卖
3 coal
vi. 上煤；加煤
vt. 给…加煤；把…烧成炭
n. 煤；煤块；木炭
eg:Gas is cheaper than coal.
煤气比煤便宜。
短语
China Coal 中煤 ; 中煤能源 ; 中国煤炭 ; 神州石炭
British Coal 英国煤炭 ; 英国煤炭公司 ; 通过英国煤炭局
raw coal [矿物] 原煤 ; 元煤 ; 经营范围
Coal ash [环境,矿业] 煤灰 ; [环境,矿业] 粉煤灰 ; 灰分 ; 粉煤灰综合利用
coal mill [矿业] 磨煤机 ; [矿业] 煤磨机 ; 煤磨
coal car 煤车 ; 运煤车 ; 装煤车
coal facepump 矿井工作面泵 ; 矿井工作面 ; 矿井事人情泵
boghead coal [矿物] 藻煤 ; 泥煤 ; 沼块煤
Coal mansion 煤炭大厦
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