Ways to Report Death Two brothers, Herbert and James, lived with their mother and a cat named Edgar. James was particularly attached to the cat, and when he had to leave town for several days,...
An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and...
One day an employee came in to work with both of his ears bandaged. When his boss asked him what happened,he explained: “Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and I accidentall...
A Smart Witness聪明的目击人A witness to an automobile accident was testifying.有一名车祸目击证人正在出庭作证。The lawyer asked him,"Did you actually see the accident?"律师问他:“你确实看见了这起车祸吗?...
JOKE: In class the teacher showed pictures of various birds. Then he asked one of the students, "What kind of bird do you like best, Jack?" Jack thought a moment, the...
I couldn't decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or Denver for vacation, so I called the airlines to get prices."Airfare to Denver is $300," the cheery salesperson replied....
Work hard on the following problems to see if you can answer them in new ways!
1. What is the difference between here and there?
2. What are the strongest days of the week?
3. Why did man put whee...