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我们有一个真正的高速去盐湖城。

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I couldn't decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or Denver for vacation, so I called the airlines to get prices.

"Airfare to Denver is $300," the cheery salesperson replied.

"And what about Salt Lake City?"

"We have a really great rate to Salt Lake -- $99," she said. "But there is a stopover."

"Where?"

"In Denver," she said.
我不能决定是去盐湖城还是去丹佛度假,于是我打电话到航空公司得到的价格。
“去丹佛的机票是300美元”,热情的销售人员回答。
“那盐湖城呢?”
“我们有一个真正的高速去盐湖城——99美元,”她说。“但是有一个中途停留。”
“在哪里?”
“在丹佛,”她说

      

                        

    

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