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爆笑英语幽默笑话精选02:Who is This你是哪一个(英汉双语笑话)

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2 .Who is This

2.你是哪一个

My two sisters and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day,after facing too many crisises and tired of being treated just another undergraduate,I phoned home for some consolation and understanding of my unique problems.

我和两个妹妹同时离开家去不同的大学读书。经历了太多的危机,也厌倦了受到与其他大学生的对待之后,有一天我给家里打了个电话,就我独有的问题寻求安慰和理解。

When my dad answered, I  immediately launched  into my litany of frustrations with college IifeAs I paused to catch my breath, he said,"OK,honey  now, first of all, who isthis?”

爸爸接起电话后,我立刻开始历数我大学生活中的挫折。当我停下来歇口气时,爸爸说:“好啦,亲爱的……现在,首先告诉我,你是哪一个?”

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