爆笑英语幽默笑话精选03：Have You Read Hamlet读过《哈姆雷特》吗（英汉双语笑话）
3.Have You Read Hamlet
3.你读过《哈姆雷特》吗
A student in the literature class asked his teacher if he had read a hot novel. The teacher said that he had not read the book.
文学课上，一个学生问老师是否看过一本最新的畅销小说。老师说还没有看过那本书。
"What a surprise,"said the student.“It has been published for several months.”
“太让人吃惊了，”这个学生说，“这本书已经出版好几个月了。”
"Then have you read Shakespeare's Hamlet?”asked the teacher.
“那么你看过莎士比亚的《哈姆雷特》吗?”老师问。
"No，”said the student.
“没有。”学生回答道。
"What a pity ! You’d better hurry，for it has been published for several hundred years.”
“太遗憾了!你最好快点儿，因为这本书已经出版了好几百年了。”
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