爆笑英语幽默笑话精选09：The Reason For Not没去钓鱼的奇论（英汉双语笑话）
9.The Reason For Not Going Fishing
9.没去钓鱼的奇论
Young Johnny turned up late for Sunday school one morning and the teacher wanted to know why. "Well，I was going to fishing，but my dad wouldn’t let me，"said Johnny.
一天早上，小约翰星期天到学校上学时迟到了，老师想知道是怎么回事。
“I should think not，”replied the teacher."And did your father explain why you should not go fishing on this day2”
“是这样的，我本来要去钓鱼的，但爸爸不让我去。”约翰尼说。
“Oh yeah，”said Johnny.“He said he didn't have enough bait for both of us."
“我想今天你爸爸也不会让你钓鱼的，”老师答道。“不过，他向你解释原因了呜?”
“解释了，”约翰尼说，“他说鱼饵不够我们两个人的。”
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