爆笑英语幽默笑话精选10：Which One Of哪个女人结婚了（英汉双语笑话）
10. Which One Of The Women Is Married
10.哪个女人结婚了
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says，“Imagine there are five blackbirds sitting on a fence. You pick up your gun and shoot one. How many blackbirds are left”
一个小男孩在上算术课。老师问他:“假设篱笆上站着5只画眉。你用枪打死了一只，还剩几只?”
The litter boy thinks for a moment and says“None !”
小男孩想了一会回答说:“一只也没有了!
The teacher replies，“None，how do youfigure that?”
老师说:“一只也没了?你是怎么想出来的?”
The little boy says，“If I shoot one，all the other birds will fly away scared，leaving none on the fence.”
小男孩答道:“打死一只，其他的都吓飞了，篱笆上自然一只画眉也没有了。”
The teacher replies,"Hmmmmm, not exactly，but I do like the way you think"
老师赞许地说:“嗯，不全对，但我欣赏你思考问题的方式!”
The little boy then says，"Teacher, can I ask you a question?There are three women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is licking her cone，another is biting it, and the third one is sucking it.How can you tell me which one of the women is married?”
小男孩于是说:“老师，我能问你一个问题吗?有三个妇女坐在公园的长椅上吃甜筒冰激凌。一个用舌头舔，一个用牙咬，一个用嘴吸，你说她们中哪一个结婚了?”
The teacher ponders the question uncomfortably and then finally replies，"Well，I guess the one sucking her cone.”
老师感到很不自在，他想了很大一会儿，最后回答说:“嗯，我猜应该是那个用嘴吸的吧。”
To which the little boy replies，“Actually，it’s the one with the wedding ring，but I do like the way you think”
听了老师的话，小男孩说:“答案是那个戴戒指的，虽然你答错了，但是我真的很欣赏您思考问题的方式。”
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