Media Joke(1)
Things learned from TV：
All crimes are solved in 1 hour.
The Good guy always wins.
When you‘re trapped，you always find a way out.
A trip from Los Angeles to China takes 5 seconds.
All women still have makeup on when they wake up in the morning.
When you‘re a hero，you will never get burnt in a fire.
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