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Man Vs. Woman Joke(39)

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  1.Happiness is only a shoe shop away

  2.If you fart it is blamed on the nearest man

  3.It is always the mans fault if the car goes wrong

  4.Chocolate can really solve problems

  5.You can end a fight by crying

  6.You have the right to be a pain every month

  1.you always get the blame if something goes wrong

  2.the kids always see you as the one that tells them to tidy their room and that they can‘t get a dog

  3.The kitchen

  4.People annoy you at totally the wrong time with their problems

  5. The week after your period no one likes you

  6.If you break up your relationship you only get half your cds back

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