Man Vs. Woman Joke(40)

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　　To everyone amazement the middle-aged spinster announced her engagement.“But I thought you said all men were stupid，”said one friend，“and that you‘d never marry！

　　“Yes，I did，she replied，”but then I found one who asked me.“

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