爆笑英语幽默笑话精94：Imitate Birds模仿鸟儿（英汉双语笑话）
94.Imitate Birds
94.模仿鸟儿
A man tried to get a job in a stage show."What can you dot”asked the producer.
一个人想在一个舞台剧中找份工作。“你能干什么呢?”导演问。
“Imitate birds，”the man said.
“模仿鸟儿，”那人说。
"Are you kidding?”answered the producer,“People like that are a dime a dozen.”
“你在开玩笑吧?”导演答道，“那样的人一毛钱可以找一打。”
"Well，I guess that’s right.”said the actor，as he spread his arms and flew away.
“噢，那就算了。”那名演员说着，展开翅膀，飞出了窗口。
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