Military Joke(8)
A famous scientist developed a formula to bring statues to life. He went to a local park to try it out on a statue of Gen. Ulysses Grant. After application，Gen Grant began to move and soon was completely alive. The scientist asked，“What‘s the first thing you’ll do，General？”
The general answered while drawing his pistol“I‘m going to kill about a million damn pigeons！”
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