Golf Joke(1)
Barely twenty minutes after teeing off a woman walks into the clubhouse and she‘s grimacing in pain.“What’s the matter?”The club pro asked“I got stung by a bee”the woman replied“Where”The club pro said“Between the first and second holes”
“hmmmmm”The pro said“Sounds like your stance is a little too wide”
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