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  During training exercises,the Lieutenant driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced colonel at the wheel.

  “Your jeep stuck,sir?”asked the Lieutenant as he pulled alongside.

  “Nope,”replied the Colonel,coming over and handing him the keys,“Yours is.”

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