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• College Joke(7)

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• 倔强的马

  　The great novelist had gone mad, but now there seemed to be some hope for his recovery. For six months, he had been sitting at his typewriter pounding out a novel. Finally, he pronounced it comp...

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• There be treasure there!

  "Ten steps from the porch and twenty steps from the rose bushes," growled Bluebeard in Jimmy's dream one night. "There be treasure there! Aawrgh." So the next day Jimm...

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• 里面都是已经画好了格的啊

  One day in class, the teacher told everyone to turn to a blank sheet of paper in their notebooks.She noticed that Chip, the dumb jock, was having trouble with her directions...

  2018-11-27 英语笑话

• from America 它们是从美国带来的

  　　Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counte...

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  1. What's your name? A very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train.He had never seen them before,so he began:"My name is Stone,and I'm even h...

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• my name is shut..

  　　One day there were three people.their names were Manners， Trouble， and Shut up.One day they were playing hide and seek. Manners got a tummy ache so he went to the toilet. Trouble was hidding. Sh...

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• 三只耗子的对话

  　　Three mice are sitting at a bar in a rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are.　　The first mouse downs a shot of Jack Daniel's, slams the glass o...

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